May 2013
koolaidicecubes:
gayleaf:
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
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So, I’m in my underwear smoking out of my vapor shark and listening to some chill house music. I have so much to do tomorrow… But I need to just relax. It’s something I’m never used to and I intend on getting in that habit from now on.
kirbyrightbackatya:
do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just
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To eat more chocolate ice cream or some Captain...
Things Yahoo/Staff should change
rainbownova:
make a chat system
give alerts when someone answers your ask
REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
search multiple tags at once
MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU,...
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android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
cameronclarke:
jessikarp:
cryptaniac:
bananneli:
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
We basically need mental health safe...
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
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I hope Ultra's site doesn't spaz out like every...
couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
princessfroakie:
hatoful-boxcars:
using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about
strategic gaming at its best
vocaroo:
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
the-bards-apprentice:
when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
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